TeamAssimilation

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've never cleaned my fridge ice maker in 8 years, how much life expectancy do I have?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also, confort for having a higher being supposedly take care of you like your parents did when you were a child. Anything to soothe the loss of infancy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

This has no right to be that funny.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

You'll only get more extensions, if anything. The current copyright system is an atavism from older, simpler times.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We changed to USB-C ports because ~~the EU forced us~~ we have courage!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fun fact: the word "water" comes from the Proto-Indo-European "wat", which is hypothesized to have roots in the Urheimat expression "wat the fuk?".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Water dissolves matter, and we're supposed to be 70% water, but living creatures would collapse in a puddle of organic matter if that was true.

What we perceive as water is really compacted air, brought together by the pressure of the lower atmosphere. This is why clouds, an preliminary state of compacted air, can't stay up as soon as they've compacted enough.

While compacted air is technically healthy, our lungs are not strong enough to breathe it, we'd need muscular gills for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

In this wretched reality we live in, does it make a difference?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Being sick, taking LSD, and driving to buy weed for later... how did you reach adulthood? The fever alone would alter your dreams.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I used to dream I woke up, showered, dressed, and preparing to go out to uni, only to wake up and realizing I was already late. I've also dreamed that I'm going to bed, but that seems to have little narrative purpose, so it has only happened a few times in my life.