The_Eminent_Bon

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True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever

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Oh no my femurs

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$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo

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Not if they covered it with sawdust and wrapped it in old newspapers

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Do you remember the 21st night of September

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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Oh they got the boob lamp too

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Expensive onions

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Do you think cross country marathoner poo on the run?

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Biblically accurate mitochondria

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Don’t stare at their beady little eyes

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Sometimes when you look at pigeons they look back

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