Tolookah

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

It's a good thing I used gpt to write up a resume. I've got 10 years in I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot have a conversation with individuals who have committed criminal offenses. And 5 years working with patients who I'm sorry, as a large language model I can't be liable for giving you false or misleading medical information.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Fuck it, topside, underside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Driver's side and passengers side?

Stage left and stage right? (Depends on where your curtains are).

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, maybe we can be replaced...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Seems simple enough to clear any calibrations/recipes, and it'll take years to get that back without the right tools/know how. Maybe pull the filters on the clean room on the way out the door, too, really burn that bridge.

Unfortunately though, there's always one guy in the office who knows how to get the machine running, even if it's a pile of smoldering charcoal, with a not-approved-by-IT USB drive that has backups of the weirdest stuff, from three updates ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But the hosting/tabulating server could publish the data afterwards, make it all public.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Everyone throws a number at the same time, the result is the checksum/sum of the throws. Server throws first publicly, keeps the device Numbers secret until the last throw. It's not perfect, but it'll do.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

The real treasure is the cabbages we make along the way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

100%. I'm in the office 1x a week. Usually for hardware swaps/pick-ups/rework and I'm not giving any more than that full time. My boss knows this, and even though higher ups want everyone back in the office, to see faces, I'm pretty insulated from it, and have gotten a few others to switch over.

[–] [email protected] 161 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Magic missile is just a teleportation spell to a gun range. Create food and water? Teleportation. Teleport? Believe it or not, a hack of disintegration"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Porque no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (22 children)

I didn't know why, but *++p bugs me

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