Just switch to TV ogre. It’s twice as fast as books.

Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.

PETA sucks, but let’s not imply house cats can’t survive outside. They are excellent at it and devastating for local animals because they are so great at living outdoors and killing.

We shouldn’t let house cats outside. Partly for their own benefit, but also definitely for the local fauna’s benefit.

Chess master DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!

I don’t know why we have to use Twitter as a source. It fucking sucks.

https://appleinsider.com/articles/24/06/24/whistleblower-claims-to-have-nearly-died-because-of-illegal-chemical-exposure-from-apple

I mean, they weren’t truly toilet paper rolls, just similar shape, size, and material. These were waxed on the inside to prevent them from dissolving once you put ice cream in them.

I love the people downvoting you. Angry meat eaters? Chinese propagandists? Something else entirely?

Investigating it so he can start selling Texans data as well I assume.

Squinting at phone intensifies

Honestly, actually quoting his (translated) comments might have been just as powerful.

This is what they mean by test driven development.

Maybe we could do like a take-a-gun/leave-a-gun kinda thing at the front door to schools to help those who can’t afford one. After the metal detectors of course.