TriflingToad

so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god'll change it?

what if I make a website that just says "the rapture will be [current date +1]"

checkmate?

ok mr. what does the fox say

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Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here's what it was supposed to be.

For Lemmy specifically, I don't think police need to be abolished.

ok genuine question from someone who wants to make a website but has no experience in it other than a HTML class and doesn't want to resort to a cushy GUI based website maker, How do I make a website? I'm not talking about the HTML, I got that part down. I'm talking about how do I actually get a domain and host? I tried doing it and got like a $5 domain, but the host was like $30 for a year which was too much for me and couldn't figure out how to selfhost with my extremely limited knowledge. Is that just what it costs to have a website or is there an easier way?

ooo I see. Thank you.

I'm sure this is really funny but... what?

EDIT: TLDR circa Decoy321 'Cureing' is preserving food often by using smoke. 'Cureing' is also healing medical conditions.
Smoking CAUSES medical conditions, and it is the joke that curing heals when smoking hurts.

also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible

also, knowing you are listening to the same exact tick tock that has been heard for centuries

AI controlled music is legit a cool idea, just thumbs up or down the song it played to change it and show me new cool stuff.

Except Google.

skimming the text I'm just like "yeah corporation, yeah yeah monopoly, yeah yeah angry video game nerd, yeah yeah WAIT WHAT"

where do you work?