Yeah I know, was just funnier to pretend that I didn't 😉

All kidding aside, though, you have to try Scandinavian/German style potato salad! That shit is SO good!

you took something good, like a tater or some lettuce AND FUCKED IT ALL UP and left it wet and nasty.

I most certainly did NOT! Danish potato salad is fucking delicious! Nothing like the miracle whip and corn syrup monstrosity that's being referred to here!

I dunno, maybe? Gonna have to deal with my hovercraft first, though, as it is filled with eels.

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I'm using it on Android, yeah.

No worries 🙂

The YouTube link leads to a video about QuickBooks, not the song.

miracle whip and tons of corn syrup

🤮 That's not potato salad! I demand a reinheitsgebot like with German beer!

I think this plays with the stereotype that weird eccentric middle aged people like weird/gross food. Sort of like jello salad coincidentally (search it up, it is foul).

That's fair

Works fine in Voyager after some pinch zooming and a few of these had me cackling out loud. Especially the plethora one 😂

Before pinch zooming:

After:

Fitness taco: when the outbreak at your local Taco Bell makes you lose weight by being too sick to ingest and retain food.

And the link. I highly doubt that the sword is interested in QuickBooks..

"## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month"

That's not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song "What's Up" (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What's Going On!)