My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, "oh wait, I'm lactose intolerant" his girlfriend wasn't pleased, but I didn't have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream