Zoomboingding

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A human beastmaster whose spellcasting focus was a tiny awakened shrub (which was slightly on fire) and had a flying snake pet.

He was a Pokemon trainer. "Cindertwig, use your Thorn Whip! Now, Create Bonfire!" "Flython, do a Poison Fang attack!"

We only had one very short combat for the 1 shot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

ohnoheshot.webp

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Greek philosophers had no chill apparently

Zeno was killed while he was engaged in a plot to overthrow the tyrant Nearchus. This account tells that he was captured, and that he was killed after he refused to give the names of his co-conspirators.[3][8] Before his death, Zeno is said to have asked to whisper the names into Nearchus's ear, only to bite the ear when Nearchus approached, holding on until he was killed.[3]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Zeno you tool of course things can move

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Togepi isn't yet fairy type and embraces the sweet release of death

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm no Beatles fan, but Eleanor Rigby goes hard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that Grant Imahara?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Here's me waving my LGBTQ2massshootingIA+ flag 🏳️‍🌈🔫⚔️🏳️‍⚧️

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I still prefer student debt relief and price capped medication flavored genocide to mass shooting transphobic abortion bounty religious zealotry flavored genocide

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/c/duskydewdropsgetthevespers

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