azrendelmare

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"

 

I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I recently played A Link to the Past for the first time, and several dungeons have rooms (and even big treasure chests) that are not necessary for completion. Still did it, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, this is lovely!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Love the joke, though I think of copper dragons as being the pranksters more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
 

Not mine, but I sure as hell wish it was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Haven't gotten to play either of these yet, but I might someday.

  1. Aberrant Mind sorcerer, race tbd. Basically, was an eldritch abomination who got bored, and turned itself into a mortal for a change of pace. We're talking "Had 30 Int and Wis" levels of abomination. So now it's stuck in a limited mortal form with all this knowledge, and no ability to use it. Can't even pronounce its own name anymore.

  2. Incubus/succubus (reflavored tiefling) paladin of redemption. Nommed on the wrong soul and got purified, and now trying to atone for their past misdeeds. They're virtually starving themselves, which is why they're using a tiefling statblock instead of the normal one, only having the ability to switch sex, and the draining kiss that they never use save to keep themselves alive with a consenting travelling partner.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Man, those two are just so cute together!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Attack on Titan theme intensifies

 

For those unfamiliar with the Dead Alewives skit this is referencing, it's funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Fun work as always, thank you for sticking with this when you've got so much on your plate!

 

I'm aware monk isn't really great for "insane builds," but I thought it was funny.

 
 

He ate the kings of Faerun and he fought heroes historical, from Do'urden to Elminster in order catagorical!

 

Sharing more of my old memes

 

Just sharing one of my older creations to help the community grow, and hopefully make some folks chuckle.

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