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Accept the recursion. Accept it so hard. So hard. So hard. So hard. (I don't know how to do that thing where the text gets smaller) So hard. So hard. So hard.

No, no, it's "free dumbs". As in, they were giving away stupidity for free, so we each took as much as we could carry.

This is not innuendo, I literally just want that data storage device, butterface.

My interpretation: The father is possibly misremembering how quickly he achieved milestones in his early adulthood and he now has unrealistic expectations for his son.

Or the father is just giving his son shit.

I'm going to double down here and say that you don't have to be perfect, but you should really strive to do better than McDonalds as your healthy option.

Their justification for eating highly processed food and drinking artificial sweetener solution is that it's the only way they can control their calorie intake. Call me rude if you want, but it's ridiculous.

You don't have to eat organic vegan everything to be healthy but a McDonalds centric diet isn't the way to go.

What's ironic is that you think that eating garbage is the healthiest way to go about feeding yourself.

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?

I seriously don't even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.

Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn't even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.

Don't be fat, be cheap and lazy.

Their mouths?

I'm going to need ... Whatever the appropriate number of tiny handcuffs is. That's illegal.