Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out

(A downvote for a joke, very cool)

Implications? I'm far too autistic for that to work on me. /j

Fixed it for you!

Damn. It's the only Zelda title I've beaten because... I'm not good at finishing games. With our powers combined, we're one competent Zelda enjoyer

I don't know, you said the first change would make it the perfect meme. Clearly, it didn't. Are you just going to keep making these minor adjustments until we approach perfection? In which case, I don't know if I have the time to keep finessing this endlessly. /j

I don't know, the backwards text definitely leaves something to be desired

Is joke, yeah? Sense isn't a requirement. How is bees an emotion?

No! They're clearly feeling slightly deaf, horny, irrational, and bees

Okay. Well, it's happened to me... twice. I don't know what to tell you. It's a real thing that happens.

... no, but you left foot clutch, and the brake pedal in an automatic is the width of both pedals in a manual. Forget, floor the "clutch" to shift, and that's that. Just hope you forget when you first start going rather than when getting up to speed on a highway.

This... this is the ninja thing again. Was Japan famous for its ninjas because they were the best in the world, or did every other country have ninja and Japan was just so shit at it that we associate them with Japan?

I... don't understand?