davidalso

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I wish you were my neighbor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

One key to happiness for me is to start from the assumption that I've been unclear.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

This feels like reading a language that you only kinda know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Ok so in defense of dumbasses, we don't always understand the question. Eg, whose left? In those cases we don't want to make your clarify the question and drag things out, so we give you what we hope is an unequivocally clear response. It comes from a deep-seeded fear of miscommunication resulting in too many mailboxes with their flags on the wrong side or whatever. We apologize for the pedantry, though. I get that it's annoying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Lol. That one makes me strip a gear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I really dislike the cooking mechanics, so I try to avoid it as much as possible. It means I also avoid fights, though, or else try to get really good at dodging. But 20 temp hearts? That's incredible. I didn't even know such a big buff was possible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Wait WHAT!? Cooking during the blood moon buffs the meal!? Where were we supposed to learn that?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (13 children)

In the latest Legend of Zelda games there's a regular event that takes place every in-game month called the Blood Moon. When it happens all of the enemies that the player had previously defeated come back to life. The joke here is the the dirty dishes were cleaned, but the blood moon reincarnated them.