decadentrebel

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I can't tell you that. It's confidential. Anyway, how's your clients?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In my country, 401(k) is rare. My wife's company is one of the few that offers it, and it's way better than the government pension my dad is getting as a retiree, which is like less than $200 a month.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You can also eat it straight out of the can.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (4 children)

When are Lemmy posts going to show up on Google searches??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

My dad used to put a brake pedal lock on his crappy Isuzu Panther. Such a pain to put on and remove. I don't think anyone would even steal it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It isn't open source, but I like MP3 Tag. Following this anyway in case someone does namedrop a better app.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Tide to Go. Less than $10 for a 3-pack and saved my ass whenever my klutz self gets into minor accidents that lead to stained clothes.