el_abuelo

I don't get it, what's cringe about making a joke out of people's selfish and exaggerated behaviour?

Ha I still can't see it! Maybe it's cus I'm on a phone....but to me, the grain looks bang on, even with the curvature

It doesn't? Looks fine to me

// because I said so.

Clearly New Zealand. Go check your map, I bet it's missing as usual!

More reported prisoners.

That is overly polite in my opinion. I'm happy to fire up the lawn mower after 9am.

Congrats on 93 days, stay strong and when you're feeling weak remember how strong you were to get this far and reach out for help!

That's clearly been printed on at the point of manufacture. Blood isn't even white, you racist.

I cannot fathom such deep despair for I only live in a world of seconds.

God speed my simple friend. God speed.

There's a huge difference between "most clocks" and "most clocks I've seen" - especially if your clock experience is restricted to schools.

Do you see a lot of schools? Do you know whether the schools you've been to all use the same supplier? How broad is your school clock experience? How many clocks do you think you've seen, ever?

Most clocks I've seen recently (I can recall exactly 1) have seconds hands. Regardless though I'm not suggesting "most clocks" have seconds hands...I'm just making a quip about how traditional, analogue, clocks have seconds hands to deal with the exact problems noted.

seconds hand: am I a joke to you?