I have a vampire the masquerade v20 book and some supplements, not because I'm interested in running it, but because I think it's the most compelling vampire fiction ever written.

I like to put shiny things in my nest.

I hated roguelikes until I played Hades, decided to give roguelikes a try again. Realized It's just Hades that I like.

I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

I've got some coworkers that fit this meme pretty well. Though I do admit they may be among the... slower ... of their generation.

Those other skeletons were just quitters.

Remember when comic artists and cartoonists would make up some outlandish slang for a character and it was supposed to make fun of millennials, but we thought that was stupid too?

Gen Z actually talk like that.

Some Stephen Hawking level intellect is currently in a basement acting like an angry Jim Carrey because his math just chooses not to work.

Hmm...

I really should get tested but I keep forgetting.

But they'd probably be mad you didn't do it their way.

I suspect they do know there's better ways but they want you to jump through hoops like a trained pig. Fuck em.

Nah he's Justin Hammer: a failure of a CEO trying to be Tony Stark.