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The always relevant https://xkcd.com/806/

You mean Fxctory

Bonus for the toilet right there in the bathroom with no door.

I am old enough to remember when they only had manual screw drivers and thicker wood screws that needed to be pre-drilled and lubed with soap.

Go buy a modern "cheap" wood screw. Not a deck screw. An actual wood screw. Pre-drill the correct size hole, including the countersink, and use the correct size manual Phillips screwdriver. You will never strip out the screws.

Now take a 500 RPM impact driver that has almost enough torque to remove lug nuts, a worn or wrong size bit, and a thin shank screw that was only designed to hold down deck boards and the slightest slip or misalignment and have this photo.

We all do it because it is fast/easy. Just understand that you are doing things the convenient way instead of the right way, and you have to expect the stuff to sometimes not work aa advertised because of it.

You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

Deb + Ian = Debian.

At least they aren't selling condoms

Can't afford Brandow.

Even worse is the CEO.

He needs access to everything and he's far too important to waste time with security.