The US in nutshell here

Accurate.

Upper class problems

Man I love how nerdy lemmy is

I now want one! Except I already have two cats...so probably not a good idea

I'll be honest, I had no idea guinea pigs talked. Now I must scour the internet for videos of guinea pigs talking to their owners!

Tell you friend he has a death wish

gotcha

Its definitely relative what is considered left vs right in Europe, especially since most countries over there have multiple parties (a good thing). But in general the American Left more closely resembles the "general" European right.

Looking up statistics for which countries are considered more democratic or more liberal, USA is always very far down the lists. Even compared to Italy.

That makes you left leaning to an American's perspective. The political spectrum over here is farther right, even the left in the US is technically right center.

Let's just bring them back then

Lol every fucking time