jballs

I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald's to keep watching something.

Prego

Oh shit, waddup dawg

From my experience, they speak mostly with their hands

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

I recently discovered adding red pepper flakes to broccoli and holy shit it is delicious.

Yeah I'm confused as to why that sentence was in the announcement.

I tried to fix it. Meh.

I've been rear-ended while driving three times over the years. Two were minor, one totaled the car. I have to think that all three of those would have been exponentially worse if I was on a motorcycle instead of in a car.

I will note that a line for line translation doesn't quite work, as you can see above. This is more of a general translation than a direct word for word translation.

On God, you are cappin' rn fr.

I am the danger.

A hater gets caught lackin' in the crib and you think that's my vibe?

A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?

Deadass,

No,

I am the one that's bussin'

I am the one who knocks!

The new one is pretty good! I think it stuck to the original feel perfectly.