This is unrealistic. NBs are chronically online.

My pdu doesn't have molex connectors.

Unfortunately mine is behind a locked door alongside my water heater.

Twist his dick!

Trump v Biden if Trump got into politics 30 years ago.

This is the third time my AC broke this year. Good thing I rent.

To show you the power of Flex Seal, I sawed this bard in half!

People really should be providing a sitemap.xml file

It's squashed for me.

Maybe add a bed graphic to make the joke more obvious.

The woke agenda wants to stop the American dream.

I was told 1 hp was the output of 1 donkey, so horse power is actually donkey power.