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What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

Fancy title for the developer that gets yelled at when the CI pipeline is broken. Also a good chance they are the one that broke it.

"Can we get a show show of hands just to confirm we're ready to move forward?"

~~Me~~ Everyone, who wasn't listening and doesn't have a clue what they were just talking about: ✋

Just an expensive timer.

Try having O Negative. They'll practically chase you down the street.

And August.

Yeah, toilets in American homes tend to rely on a siphon to evacuate the bowl so the outlet has to be narrower. Also, Bidets are not very common so most people [insufficiently] clean themselves with toilet paper which is prone to causing clogs.

Personally, I installed a bidet a few years ago and I would never go back to not having one.

"Bankers hate him! Get an 850 credit score and dictate the terms and interest rate of your own debt using this one simple trick."

Let me assure you, no one understands risk better than importer-exporter, accomplished author, and latex magnate, Mr. Art Vandelay.

Conservatives: "They're trying to cram gAy AgEnDa down our throats."

My Gay Friend: Works in an office. Pretty good with Excel. Plays golf on Saturdays. Likes cats. Has a boyfriend but still trying to decide if he's ready for a serious commitment. Just wants to be treated like a regular human being.

Nice to see they're still chugging the AI Koolaid after completely blundering their test rollout of AI search results.

Ah yes. Nothing better than spending a chilly autumn day in the marsh where I can spot the best looking mallard and obliterate his ass before he even knows what hit him.

/s