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Don't feel dumb man, trying to make yours rhyme is fun actually. I like that you added other temps. That's how I learned it in America as a kid and remembered it, because it rhymes.

That doesn't rhyme for shit, man. Ha :)

I'm going to try and add some flair to your post

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