knightly

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Garlic aioli.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trans scientist inventing a gender that can observe the exact position and velocity of a particle simultaneously.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm amazed at how long it takes to boot up, too. Especially after the login screen, it's like 5 minutes from entering my password to the company VPN app finally starting up in the background.

Meanwhile my 8 year old desktop (I use Arch, btw) takes all of 20 seconds, including both the login and the grub menu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I am almost exclusively one of those Linux weirdos. The only non-Linux computer touching I do is for work. XD

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Some of us are weird enough that it feels appropriate. 🤷🏼

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some nonbinary folks 💪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This.

If you only need to disrupt gait recognition for a short period of time, then something as low-tech as some pebbles in your shoe would suffice. But there aren't any solutions that can fool it long-term.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can? Probably. Will? No. They would need access to Crowdstrike's update distribution system and if they had that they could do much more interesting things than crashing a bunch of systems.