[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Eh.... it's a comics community. This is all entertainment to me.

(I didn't downvote you, by the way.)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The only "sexy" character is a gazelle, in which being sexy is the point - not because it's furry, but because it's part of the story (they could have been humans, robots or books and it would have been the same - a sexy character must be conveyed as sexy somehow.)

But nope, zootopia is not horny. I guess you're referring to Judy, who is a law enforcement officer and she looks fit. She doesn't look sexy, though, or "humanly sexy." That would be... gross, considering it's a children's movie.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

lol indeed! I thought of adding "remove the tail" after posting, thinking that maybe no one would notice, but I was wrong.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Yes. Replace the cop's head with a human head, and say she's wearing gloves. Now you have a sexy cop.

I have to agree with OP's assessment.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It was a joke. It was a funny joke. She didn't take it as such. Oh well.

I laughed out loud at your predicament!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You didn't fuck up.

She fucked up.

Surely you could blame it on your mom. But it was not your mom, or you. It was her.

Ultimately it was her who decided to "honor" some stupid bullshit promise. She is an adult.

If the love of my life shows up, and her parents say "promise us you will never date her," and she says "but I love you!" FUCK THE PARENTS. I'm marrying that woman. She didn't say "fuck Cheradenine's mom," welp, that's on her.

Plus you did the right thing with the drunken part. I've been in your position. I don't take advantage of impaired people.

I hope you're a happy individual nowadays.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Find proof and come back to us, then.

(I didn't downvote you, by the way.)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Exactly! I have a friend who said a similar thing to his daughter, who came to him crying because her friends said she was not American enough because she wasn't white. My friend said "you're top of the class, excellent at sports, well spoken, well educated and very friendly and polite. They try to attack you for the sake of doing it, they try to find something bad about you, and they get nothing. So what do they resort to? Skin color!" (and yeah, I know this is about language, but it's pretty much in line with your comment.)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What gets me is when they complain about Spanish, a European language. Where does English come from, you may ask? Oh right! Europe!

So they're proud of speaking a language that's not even 'Merican. Learn Navajo, Comanche, or any of the several native American languages, then we'll talk.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

It's not that I have something to hide. It's that it's none of your business!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fucking GBoard, man!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Stop using windows

lol I'm sure OP meant mobile apps.

I hate windows, but c'mon. Stick to the main point.

It's like saying "I prefer oranges over strawberries" and then in comes someone and says "Trump prefers mangoes. Fuck Trump!!!!!"

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