The stripey hat confused the attackers who thought it was a giant bee, and got scared.

Not as much as The Girl With the Dragging Tofu.

Awful headline; stupid and wrong.

Not ‘first’, but oldest known.

That’s in Dundee, Scotland.

Can someone translate back to non-fuckwit human please?

Now I’m trying “random communities” and it either refuses to give me anything or cycles through “Mastadonindians” Homesteading, and some retarded paranormal bullshit.

FFS.

What other app should I use instead of this?!?!

Tic tak toe,

Solitaire,

Snek,

That one with the bubbles that you just watch and you can’t do anything (I think it actually a screen saver)

Uh. That’s it.

Petroleum

Once upon a time I thought Isreal might be fine. Now I realise it is a failed experiment and never should’ve been attempted. Not only that, but the attempt to create a ‘Jewish Homeland’ based on Bronze Age myths has created literal monsters, like the Nazis, who are perfectly happy to see innocent people lose their homes and burn to satisfy their own warped perspectives.

Yup. Good work guys out there in Silicon Valley. I’m sure this AI thing is all going to end reeeeeeeaaaallly well.

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!!”