[-] [email protected] 67 points 6 days ago

This is the family farm. I AM THE OSHA

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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I was cleaning out a chemical storage closet at work. A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers. I picked one up (bare handed) and sat it down in the grass. About thirty seconds later, I noticed the steam boiling up from around the bottom of the container. This is about 45 seconds worth of contact.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 6 days ago

To be fair, this works with humans, too.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago

When I got out of the military, my outprocessing included a briefing about how to get interviews with federal organizations. One thing they taught us was that you can copy the job description, paste it into your resume, and set the font to white. The automated systems at USA Jobs would register a match to the job description and rate you as a better candidate and the human screeners were so overworked that they would just go with what the computer says without checking.

magnolia_mayhem

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