This guy fucks X

That's way too much mustard for that little cheese.

If push comes to shove, I sprinkle some water on my clothes and run them in the dryer for a few minutes. The wrinkles are gone.

It's like gardening/lawn care for me. I like doing it, but I hate having to do it or else.

That sneaky bastard

Big mistake summoning him because now he's gonna bore them to death.

The car seems appalled

That's your next quest marker. Debilitating alcoholism any % speedrun.

What a loser

And my axe. It's too sweet.

Truthfully no hat

There are two ways to interpret this. Either the genie fulfilled this one for free, or the genie thinks this is a good wish but there's no way to fulfill this, so tells him he still has his 3 wishes. Wonder which one it is.