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Diddy *

We're pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?

ADHD?

It's Wednesday? Wow.

The closer I get to that "old chef" icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture... (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽‍♂️💔)

TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a "pizza" is made, (IRL, they're far hardier as a people) but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of "proper" sushi. 🤷🏽‍♂️ For decades now, I've looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds. That eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods' contents, but I've fairly recently discovered a simple fact: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient.

Therefore? Such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of... actually no one at all).

Fuck what "people" say. Engage with your wife's view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽

Actually, I think that's a tail, and they would slay online nowadays. I hear.

Guillotines with "Heroes Work Here" signs atop them.

Fuck off, bot

Also every manic pixie dream girl

ohmygod. My early dating years make so much more sense now. I was looking for my people. 😭😵‍💫😅

Anya Taylor-Joy as a child? Yeah, that tracks.