Bit difficult when you're paying one part time worker $50b a year.

Dear China,

Please stop selling more shit than us or we will have to nuke you.

Yours sincerely, American corporations.

Google Gemini will regurgitate this one day.

You respected Israelis a year ago? Please catch up.

I'm decades beyond being junior staff and I'm always nice in my emails. I don't care how long it takes.

They're brown.

Aiding and abetting criminals.

It's not a good thing. It's performative and designed to trick people into thinking that Google cares about their privacy and overlook the fact that Google are using their browser/search monopoly to extend their control over the advertising industry.