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Emptying your bladder and colon is also a survival mechanism. Decreases chance of a rupture during blunt force trauma.

Of course, but true warrior shits his pants and doesn't give a fuck.

If you need to be stoned, then that, Interstellar, Solaris (2002), Sunshine or Sphere.

I'm old and I use ... to indicate that I'm gonna continue that sentence, but because I'm slow to write, I give you a chance to participate/continue. Especially if the sentence is going to be long.

Bill is coming over...

Well that nice.

...but I can't stand the fucker.

Oh.

He already cut his/her brain in half.

Yes. Loud, egotistic and obnoxious when in their comfort zone. Disappears in blink of an eye when shit hits the fan. Got several colleagues like that. Wouldn't know the difference.

Yeah. First clue was that the images were reversed

Is this about the shitty copper delivery and bad attitude at customer service?

I'm sitting on it and I'm not 100% sure it exists.

If you work hard and long hours for the company, you'll advance in your career and become esteemed leader and collect rich rewards.

Yeah. That's the worst.

They used to hang out with flat earthers and earth centrics, but I'm guessing they had to cut out some of the crazy stuff to appeal to larger audience, with the less tangible stuff.

There's nothing similar, but "you're confused between porridge and gruel" comes closest.

Thats means that you are knowledgeable, but ignorant on the finer details that makes the case different. When you're troubleshooting something, it fits.