And they're making things worse as we use less and less paper at the same time..... Geniuses

"the dotcom crash is when the proto-humans lost all their money and regions that they called 'countries' devolved into chaos"

This has strong Always Sunny energy

I don't know anything about how it works, but I assumed it was absorbed by the skin on your head not the actual hair.

I still doubt that putting vitamin whatever on your head everyday will actually make a difference

I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again....

I know, I'm dumb

No, no, no, Rust is so good it doesn't even let you create race conditions!

Just...uhh...move to a place that has a balcony?

Care to share some of your favorites?

One of my favorites recently has been Djesse Vol. 4 by Jacob Collier

This is almost an accidental case study in what the most popular platform is at any given moment! I wonder which one is next?

No, it says that making an effort requires no talent.

Holy shit this would have been an amazing line for Micheal Scott to say

The best part of starting a new job is that you don't have years of built up "status checkins" that we're never cancelled for some reason.