[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

The guy in Terminator was "Reese," which is even closer to Reese's candy than "Rhys."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

That kid's moments away from flipping off Spock on a bus.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I assume anyone who owned that poster had a favorite Nelson twin, and was ready to recite the reasons why he was their favorite at a moment's notice.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Do you fold your clothes right after taking them out of the dryer, while they're still warm?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Don't ya think?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

You're going with someone who owns two irons?

Blink twice if you're in danger.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

You may think inside the nose is tasty but it'snot.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Please share the link to that post.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You better not fork on the table.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is looking kinda dumb...

...nah, I've got nothing else to complete the song. Just that it's looking kinda dumb. That's it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hell won't cut it, you have to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.

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