Mr beast has 7 monies. That's 9 more monies than I have

Glock did: https://www.lasermax.com/products/internal-lasers/glock.html

Does that mean that Pittsburgh would be a bunch of armpits?

But... isn't that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?

I tried. It's not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom

Probably gross, but I'm sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock

I'd ask for a refund

I hate you for this

Like something from a Saw movie

Oh fuck, you're going to make me come... on vacation, aren't you?

Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?

Fuck you, Gary! Find your own sucker!!!!