I'm here. I don't know if it has changed since I was a child or if I just didn't notice, but the cream is disgusting. It's mostly just palm/canola oil.

I don't dislike the cookie part. It's not to die for, but it is a classic flavor that tastes great in milkshakes.

Default state is a hard left, flooring it is a hard right, precisely 50% is straight.

Then what the hell are corn nuts huh? Has science gone too far?

Let this be a lesson to everyone: Don't sign up for beta testing brain chips like this guy. It's subsidized by subconscious advertisements.

I've always liked how the banjo kazooie games did it. Rather than being a hub world, they had a lot of stuff to do that it makes the "worlds" into sub-worlds

Oh god, maybe they'll start calling actual child labor "open source"

It's-a me, confederate soldier

I remember making a mirror/disco ball back in the day with all AOL and other trash disks that would come in the mail or cereal boxes.

It's incredible that I can still hear exactly how these sound.

Haha, that's also accurate enough.

You are the only successful rescue party to land alive, you collect a random assortment of tools to go kill a man who got exiled because he threw worms in a hole.

Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.