The allegories are coming out of the walls man.

Yeah.

This picture has been posted at least 3 years ago online, so even without an original source, I'm going to lean on the side that it's not AI. Every wacky piece of art isn't an AI trick.

The design is very human.

Don't be paranoid. It's okay to let your guard down. Everything will be fine. Just fine.

I look away. Tears in my eyes.

Sir, I'm afraid. I'm afraid that it will...be a while.

Added credit to title.

It will see you later.

Attention theft is an existing term, though it's used to describe bad practices by marketers. I suppose it's bad that the term has had to come into existence, but it is good that it exists as a way to talk about bad practices more easily.