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I bought something on eBay for 10 dollars that was supposed to be able to copy key fobs. Didn't work.

At least you're not under a tack.

It's from the Adobe Acrobat app. Basically you can ask it to give you a summary of whatever document you're reading.

I just got a notification on my phone telling me that I can chat with my PDF documents. Why the fuck would I want to do that? Do these companies realize that literally no one is asking for this shit? I also saw an ad for a computer mouse that had AI inside it. Whatever that means.

I've never been able to ride a bike without at least one hand on the handlebars.

There's very few people that hear about Linux and then switch over the next day. It's something that needs to fester in your head for a while. I didn't start using Linux full time until like a decade after I tried it for the first time

It doesn't help that the AI answer it gives takes up like half the screen and takes 30 seconds to load. LLMs are great for asking complex questions, but that's not what I want to use a search engine for.

I don't think Google can be beat when it comes to searching local businesses, but otherwise you might as well go straight to Wikipedia.

Followed by "You were conceived at 12:01"

That's Europa. The thinking is that Europa may have life in its oceans beneath the ice that feed off of geothermal vents and therefore don't require any sunlight.

I always thought the K in KDE just stood for KDE.

How do you pronounce gin? How do you pronounce giraffe?