superduperenigma

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

There's something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it's decidedly less endearing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please let this be a normal field trip!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Okay, when I'm finished graping you, I'm going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I'm going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

How does Wojack Tate look so much like the real thing?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Okay, I got it to talk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents... It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well the carrot didn't work, so it's on to plan b

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lemmy IPO when???

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bri'ish people: Conquer half of the world in the name of spices

Also Bri'ish people: Refuse to season food

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Brits will scoff at microwaved water then straight up eat mushy peas at dinner.

 
 
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I feel like that just draws an unnecessary amount of attention to the fact that you're dining alone. Nothing wrong with dining alone, but I'd feel awkward if the staff were trying to "cover up" the fact that I'm alone.

 
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