superkret

Termux. A Debian-based Linux system running on top of unrooted Android.
It lets you interface with your phone's functions (GPS, calls, etc.), and install packages to extend functionality.
Turned my phone into a mobile network troubeshooting device, lets me grep through my sms, and I can ssh into my server on the go.

With AnLinux you can install a full standard linux system in it, including a GUI, and connect to it with a VNC viewer. (AnLinux is just a helper script linking to some dude's repo, so if you are at all security-minded, you can also bootstrap and install any Linux distro manually).
So you could have a Debian with Gnome desktop running on your unrooted phone.

It's vanilla Fedora preconfigured for gaming on Proton, then made immutable.

Does there need to be a solution?
Do E-Sports competitions on identical certified hardware and otherwise ban people caught cheating.
Root kits aren't necessary for having fun in a game.

There's also been a Republican campaign for years to actually try and make those votes not count.

Nooo, one day I'll have the time to build my writing utensil repair business.
And then I'll need the domain penisbroken.com

Endeavour is great but it's not simply Arch with an installer. Quite a few things are configured differently under the hood.

"Hi, I'm Vincent Adultman. Just in case you're wondering, I'm definitely not 3 kids in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult. Now let's do a business."

Nee. Duits, helaas.

When you come home after a night of heavy boozing, just chug an entire liter of water before you go to bed. It prevents the worst part of the hangover, headaches, which are just from dehydration.

This comment is slightly ambiguous. Who are "we" and who are the barbarians?