superkret

This comment is slightly ambiguous. Who are "we" and who are the barbarians?

The real pro tip is to not eat fries with ketchup. Eat them with satay-sauce instead

Eat microwave food. Or "remove foil and put in oven" food. I wouldn't call that home cooking.

This is art.

Coworker extends hand

Nope, knuckle sandwich to the face!
It's good for your health, buddy!

And then you tell them you lied.

In the late 90s and very early 00's you could ~~google~~ yahoo song names and get a downloadable mp3 link as one of the first results.
Cause search engines simply showed websites that contained your search terms, without filtering and AI algorithms.

The libs are cutting illegal immigrants' dicks off in prison and republicans still aren't happy, smh.

Or opening it horizontally just a tiny bit, then tilting it.

Du you mean Porsche, which owns VW, which owns Porsche, which owns Wissing?