unemployedclaquer

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

nope no bad experiences over here. i'm familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don't want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it's Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

it's water. what do you think is "using it well"? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

i appreciate the detailed perspective. seems like the consensus is it's very location-sensitive whether to call the cops on a given situation. i don't know any of the emergency people around here. I know the County Sheriff is a politically active goofo who loves to be on TV wearing a giant hat. but i'm in the boundary of one small city or another.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

edit: not sure why i went there, but german cops are less bad than US cops. maybe

yeah not relevant, but I ran into trouble with the transit cops in Berlin or Munich in the late hours once. I forget. I hadn't bought a ticket, but I just got on the train. it took at least three cops to sternly issue me a ticket.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

there are police in the US who would respond in this way. they're actually prevalent. we just have some way fucked up laws and precedents and a lot of dickheads.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah the noise is not enough. it's literally not a crime in this area and therefore not the interest of police.

personally i'm inured to the idea of people screaming at each other. don't like it, don't care. I don't think it really hurts anybody outside of the screaming people. is that a crime in some places?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Water destroys. Sometimes very quickly, sometimes very slowly. You make such brash statements at your own peril. Poseidon cometh, bitch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I am fairly certain math and time are well understood concepts in non- English speaking cultures

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

typing this now on a Surface Pro 3 I bought 9 years ago. solid hardware, obviously a bit slow. still has an hour or so of battery life. haven't got around to installing Linux, so the OS is shit, but I've never reinstalled or felt it was necessary. I definitely researched and ran debloat scripts. biggest concern is that upgrades are impossible. I think Linux would run well on this machine, based on the support out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Those sweet babies will tear you up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You ain't wrong. I am out in the suburban wilds and it takes me max 18 minutes to ride the utility cycle to work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lynx ftw! Not sure if that's been maintained since the 90s though.

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