unimalion

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Black pill twice

22: nostrils 6: kill 1 person 13: collapse civilization 24: Black pill (again) 1: control all tvs in fast food 7: plants talk

I didn't want civilization to collapse but at least the plants will keep me company

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I put a yellow cherry pit up my nose while my family and I were on a bus. I remember trying to dig it out, but pushing it deeper every time I did until I started sneezing uncontrollably. By this point I was crying, but it was so far up that nobody could see it and thought I was lying. The bus driver stopped doing his route and took us to the nearest hospital. They were able to find it and 3 nurses held me down while the doctor stuck some medical pliers up my nose to pull it out. After wards the doctor said that had it been 1 centimeter deeper I would have asphyxiated to death and yelled at my parents for letting me have small object.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Blue Door. One of my greatest mistakes was not buying Bitcoin when it was 100 dollars