vaquedoso

Not European, but from a country that also uses the metric system. We give out our height in meters, as you said. Saying it in cm would be okey for medical reasons I suppose. Also there isn't much difference in what unit you use, you just have to multiply/divide by 100, which is easily done in your head

You gotta honor the cock

Hair dye DID exist in medieval times tho, and in fact, even ancient Egyptians dyed their hair

That's what happens when the people running your government are paid by Russia

These are photographs, actually

The god I believe in is Nicolas cage and he already has a human form (allegedly)

Yes, he probably was a real person. No, he wasn't magical, he was just a regular dude who managed to form a cult of personality