veganpizza69

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Fourth try: total motion blur

Trust the muscle memory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

When fascists do vision boards and manifestation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And they were arrested, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Reduce. Reduce plastic companies to dust.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Oh, now it's great, there are apps. Before the internet it was misery and before ATMs it was just spiteful. The whole point seemed to be to make sure that you never get to extract cash from your accounts.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Bank: Perfect.