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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Use rubber chicken with woman"

I can't use that

"Use magical root beer on woman"

I don't think she's thirsty

"Use Wally's monocle on woman"

I can't use that

I give up. Women are too complicated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If only it had a pulley in the middle...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Problem is I got bad stats.

Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.

Wish I could reroll this life.