this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
1302 points (97.9% liked)

Memes

44217 readers
2879 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I just did some volunteer work to help some flood wreckage.

We were using these generic ass storage totes to package shit up in and help people move out or whatever.

Me and like 5 other people all had ads for the generic totes.

I figure it was like "YO THAT GUY THAT BOUGHT 100,000 TOTES IS HANGING OUT WITH THESE GUYS, MAYBE THEY WANT 100,000 TOTES TOO??!

anyways welcome to the future it sucks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I like how I bought a vacuum months ago and everything keeps advertising them at me. I already got one! How many damn vacuums do you people think someone needs? Because the answer is almost never more than one. If they're collecting my data they should also be well aware that there's no way in hell I'm dropping $1k on a Dyson lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's hilarious, but more than likely that's exactly what happened. I listened to someone explain the process on a podcast recently, can't remember which one maybe the Vergecast or vox today explained. But the example they used is you go to a country club you hang out with a friend who just bought a Porsche or whatever. They use your phones location to know you are always going to this location and sticking within a few feet of this other phone, the owner of which has the new Porsche. Well they figure that's your friend and he's probably talking up his porche, and your in the right demographic to buy a Porsche and you haven't bought a new car in x years, so guess what now you get Porsche ads. So what you described perfectly fits that example, they figured you'd all be suckers for some totes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Shhhh!!! My husband still doesn't know it's my fault he's been getting manga ads and I can't make fun of him for having anime boyfriends if he finds out. Even worse. He'll be in a position to make fun of me AND he'll get to be smug about it. This is my life hanging in the balance here 🥺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You sit on a teetering throne of lies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

So.... Did you end up buying 100,000 totes like that other guy? Seeing that your mutual interests are large generic storage totes.