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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it's probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

Don't use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.