this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 138 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Don’t forget walking around to get to places.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Accessible healthcare and permissive weapon legislation

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh our weapon legislation is plenty permissive

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[Scoffs] We aren't even allowed to conjure demons to destroy entire cities! It's hard to even get your hands on an Apparatus of Kwalish.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you checked the laws? Even the most recent assault weapons bans don't restrict demon conjuring, just as the founding fathers intended

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have to preserve my right to summon demons

How else am I supposed to deal with a pack of feral hogs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

With ZOMBIES if the government didn't hate FREEDOM to ENSLAVE THE SOULS OF DAMNED

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Surely you mean little rascal-ing? I don't understand what this "walking" is.