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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Did you notice we never got details where he walked the second 500 miles? He may walked in one direction. Then he found out she lives next to him and walked the whole 500 miles back!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is basically the SpongeBob pizza delivery episode

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

...oh my God! You're right

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His goal was "just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door" so it's not impossible he just walked 2000 laps around the block she lives on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His goals are beyond our understanding

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's like that scene from A Knights Tale.

"What are you doing?"

"L O S I N G."

"I don't understand?!"

"Oh, neither do I."