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This was tried in court. The response from the judge was "If the man is dead, then he cannot petition the court. If the man is not dead, then his life sentence has not been served." An excellent exchange of sophistry!
Yall ever notice that professions that specialize in logic also tend to produce the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet?
Logic is only dumb when it goes against what we want lol.
Only too true.
Interesting. I wonder if it could be a kind of Dunning Kruger effect where you assume because you're good at logic or some other smart thing your brain doesn't have all the same zero day exploits as the rest of us.
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He's either dead or alive like, it's not hard
Tell Schrödinger that
What’s in the box!?
We can only be sure if we have a look!
If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.
Death is nothing like that
Then the car is not dead now
Can't his attourney petition on his behalf?