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Is he though (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

This was tried in court. The response from the judge was "If the man is dead, then he cannot petition the court. If the man is not dead, then his life sentence has not been served." An excellent exchange of sophistry!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

He's either dead or alive like, it's not hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Then the car is not dead now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Death is nothing like that

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