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Pills (Take Two) (lemmy.zip)
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
  • Teleporting Dr. Pepper can, so I can off tyrants, right wing nuts and dictators every 14.5h by summoning them inside their heads.

  • Not getting cancer sounds cool too

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If you can control any Milliliter of water, you can easily shred up people's brains.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's close quarters. I can do more damage from far away with Dr. Peppers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why close quarters? It gives no range, you could be watching live TV while assassinating people accross the world sitting on your couch drinking a dr pepper.

I guess my point is I can think of other useful things to do by controlling a milliliter of water than dr. Pepper teleportation. Plus you have to wait a half day to kill again, I can theoretically kill one after another.

this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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